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Marley & Me

Monday, March 2, 2009

Running in the rain is fun.
Unless you're wearing jeans,
and spongy shoes,
and absorbent underwear,
and going to watch a movie.
Hmmm.

Mel and I dashed through the rain
which got bigger and bigger by the way,
using just 1 tiny umbrella.
Just imagine.

Get this. In the middle of our war with the storm,
the tiny umbrella decided to rest.
So Mel was yelling, "NOT NOW!"
while fighting hard to keep the umbrella opened up.
Just imagine her in a salmon dress and
raising the umbrella with both hands,
one above another.
Yelling.

...
Me? I wouldve helped, but
number 1,
at that time I didnt know although
she was yelling,
number 2,
I was protecting my new shneakers--
which was in a paper bag.

Rain & Paper Bag gives you Wet Paper Bag
Wet Paper Bag & Cardboard Shoebox Inside
gives you Wet Cardborad Shoebox
Wet Cardboard Shoebox & New Shneakers Inside gives you Wet New Shneakers
Wet New Shneakers... Not so good.

We made it to shelter
after what seemed to be
15 mins(!)
when it was actually only 7!
Isnt that awful?
Well anyway, we rushed to the lady's room
to dry our derrieres.

We squished gracefully in our footwear
to the ticket counter.
Gave two tens,
and proceeded to Hall 3.
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