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MELISSA'S 17TH

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Happy Birthday you salmon flavoured goofy goober!

4th of JULY has come by again! America's Independance Day has passed and so has Melissa Lump's 17th birthday!

She's an elder now. HAHAHHAA. YOURE OOOOOOOLD. YOURE OOOOOOOLD. YOURE,
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD.
Hahahahhahahahhaa.

This old lady found me on the year of 2005. If it wasnt for her, I think I wouldve been alone in a whole new school, with whole new people, and a whole new reputation of pure nothingness. If nobody knows yet, I suffer most when I feel alone.

Her friendly smiles to me back then made me feel like I wasnt as lame as I thought I was. HAHA. Really. If no one talked to me that first day of school, I would have felt inferior to the bottomless pits. Maha.

That's the thing about this wrinkly old lady. On the first time she meets someone new, she'll accept him/her immediately, without judgement, without critique, no matter how one looked. (... Unless that person is obviously a perv or has 3 eyes.)

Her heart is just that big... ... It's either that, or she's so blur she doesn know how to judge a person by the looks. HAHA.

Although she's lazy as FFFFFFFFFF-ish, and that can make her the most boring best friend to have (HAHA), she's still the best one to have. Being with her is like how a leaf will surely fall every autumn. I can fart in front of her and I dont think it'll matter. HAHAHAHAHAHHAA. (She said so herself. TEE-HEE! *SUPER SMILE*)

How important is she to me? I want my children to call her Aunty Smelmon when we grow up. Haha! I want my children to want to run away to HER house when they get angry with me. Well, other than my own sister's. Haha. I want her to find a good man, SO I CAN BE HER BRIDESMAID. Sorry girls! That spot is taken! Mahahahahaha.

Happy birthday, you smelly old fish. Sorry I took so long to put this up. LOVE YA! And thanks for putting up with me for all these years. =)

" Ehhh-heh. Dont video.. ..."

When they werent even videoing. -.-
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