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JIA JUN'S BDAE

Monday, November 24, 2008

23rd NOVEMBER 2008.
Which is yesterday... Haha.. We celebrated OH JIA JUN'S belated birthday!
The WE consists of... ...

WE: Melissa Wanli Lai Yee Stephenie Meihua MOA Kelvin Melvin
Jia Jun {duh} Hwee Ming Hong Zhi Ming Adam & Benson....
OH and i realised that i forgot to write happy birthday on the card which is so loser-ific... Haha. So..
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MR OH.
So okay. The day started out a bit uuUUUHhhuUUUuhhuUuhhh. Haha. If you get what i mean. If you don't then too bad. Heh. We were all kinda like in our own two worlds and kinda not talking to each other... Felt so weird! Haha.
We arrived at the BBQ pit in the early afternoon. When we saw the BBQ pit that i booked i got great praises for my awesome booking skills. It was blistering hot and for some odd reason.. that single BBQ pit had no shleter from trees WHATSOEVER. Like cummon! At least grow 1 tree there or something! Although it was its-so-hot-i-wish-i-was-ice-woman-ly sunny.. It was surprisingly windy..... That was a blessing.

so Warning!: Do NOT book BBQ pit C13 of East Coast Park if you are going there in the afternoon!

We stoned around for the guys to come back from the loooooooooooooooooooong trip to the toilet (which actually isnt very long but they complained it was cause they have short legs). They were walking so slowly the whole time! Sheesh! Well anyway, they came back after eons and us girls went to walk around on the beach. I was kicking sand and retardedly kicked sand into my own face and eyes while trying to scare away two pigeons. Haha. Hey, at least they did fly away. We played cards and Melvin came with Zhiming (bursting with sarcasm) then. Soon after... It rained, POURED.

Yeeeaaaaap. What a bad day to have a BBQ. We all flew under the shelter and started playing games. Haha. We played murderer and detective first and it was sorta weird cause they didn really get it. Haha. Then we switched to polar bear which is.... Exactly the same as murderer and detective except the people were now polar bears and the murderer the hunter. HAHA. We laughed at that realisation. And because of that game i hit Hwee's head for i dont know how many times because HE JUST WONT STOP TAPPING SOME OTHER PERSON'S HEAD WHEN HE'S NOT THE NARRATOR! Hey, he deserved it. Haha. Well, they didn get this game either so it just ended up with a lot of shouting, banging (the guys), and sabo-ing. Haha. OH WELL.
Next. We played this game where we layed our hands on the floor criss-crossing each other. It's a tapping game. But who knew... Hwee formed a man with his fingers (you know the standard index and middle finger) and hopped it on top of the back of Melvin's hand (which was flat). And then... ... Melvin lifted his hand into the air in a zig zg manner, going higher and higher, carrying the "man"... Hahahaha. It looked like a UFO or something... HAHA. It was so random it was hard to comprehend. Haha!

When the rain finally stopped, they tried starting the fire and bla bla bla bla bla. In the meantime, Melvin showed me his scar!!! Pretty cool. Haha. When we were BBQ-ing, Melvin felt so useless cause he couldn do ANYTHING. He was labelled "Useless Guy" and he kept saying, "I DONT WANNA BE USELESS!" So he tried to help by sticking crabsticks into satay sticks. He couldn do that properly either! Haha. So, when it suddenly rained (uh-gain -.-), he grabbed an umbrella and proclaimed, "IM NOT USELESS!" while opening it to shield the food. HAHAHA. Adam then arrived too. Well, it was the first time in my life BBQ-ing with... Umbrellas. Haha! Queer. And yea we ate rain food. Teehee. But no food poisoning thankfully.
Mel was eating a marshmallow. She stuffed one in and started talking. HAHA. The way she sounded was so freakin funny! Hahahahaha! Then we all started doing it together, and it was so stupidly funny! Haha! Yea it was retarded.
After our pleasant enough meal, we played our last game which FINALLY got the guys going. It's called "Catch It" i think? It works a bit like a pendulum. The bad part was.. We played it in the sand cause it was the only place with a big enough space. IT WAS SOOOOO HARD TO RUN IN BEACH SAND! You can step on one spot where its fine and your next step sinks in. In a matter of steps you could fall flat like a starfish... Which Kelvin did due to over enthu-ness. Haha! I ran a lot bacause Steph & Benson kept banging me out! Grr. Somehow it was always them. Haha. Ached so so much. Being chased by or chasing the guys were'nt fun at all. Being chased was scaring the hell outta me. They run so fast!Even Melvin the injured guy could run so fast. Hwee with a sprained ankle could run faster! But not much surprise there. We all know he's a GREAT runner. So you can imagine when i was chasing and being chased by Hwee. Not nice. Not nice at all. Benson was hilarious though. He was on the brink of peeing in his pants and he still had to run. Haha. Oh yea oh yea! Melvin did the Chun Hong run! HAHAHAHA. And he's known for running inside the circle when we've told him for the thousandth time to NOT do it.

Lastly, i totally creamed JJ!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO! I ran from behind him, turned around and smacked his sorry face with chocolate cake! He looked like a panda! HAHAHAH. Then i creamed Melvin. AHHA. But he got me too -.-. In the end my hands looked like i murdered someone. A chocolate person maybe? Haha. And i still had two lumps of choc cake in my hands which looked like shit. Literally. Hahah

A picture to end this nicely :

My masterpiece of chocolate panda man. =)
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